TDN Progeny PPs

Progeny PPs include the races contained in the TDN, plus selected additional maiden winners from around the U.S. and Europe.


Report for: Distorted Humor

Date Name Age Sex Dam Dam Sire Distance Track Purse Race Gr. Finish Sales Click for
03/17/18 Inscom 3 c Lemon Kiss Lemon Drop Kid 1M (T) SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$200,000 Pasadena S. 2 $350,000 Ylg '16 FTSAUG; $850,000 2yo '17 EASMAY  Chart
 FTSAUG
 EASMAY
03/15/18 Ribbon of Jewels 4 f Trusty Temper Successful Appeal 5 1/2F (AW) GG
GG - Golden Gate Fields (United States)
$26,000 Msw 1 $45,000 RNA Ylg '15 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
03/10/18 Quip
'TDN Rising Star'
3 c Princess Ash Indian Charlie 1 1/16M TAM
TAM - Tampa Bay Downs (United States)
$400,000 Lambholm South Tampa Bay Derby (G2) 1  Chart
03/10/18 You're to Blame 4 r Bon Jovi Girl Malibu Moon 1 1/16M TAM
TAM - Tampa Bay Downs (United States)
$100,000 Challenger S. 3 $400,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP; $440,000 3yo '17 KEENOV  Chart
 KEESEP
 KEENOV
03/09/18 Sonic Mule 4 c Globe Trot A.P. Indy 7F GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$57,000 AOC 1 $175,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
02/17/18 Papa Shot 6 g Mindy Gold A.P. Indy 1M AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$100,000 Haynesfield S. 3  Chart
02/17/18 Saucy Dame 3 f Storm Beauty Storm Cat 1M (T) TAM
TAM - Tampa Bay Downs (United States)
$22,500 Msw 1 $200,000 Ylg '16 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
02/11/18 Funny Duck 3 c Slow Down Seattle Slew 1M (T) GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$50,000 Msw 1 $120,000 RNA Wlg '15 KEENOV; $65,000 RNA Ylg '16 KEESEP; $110,000 2yo '17 OBSMAR  Chart
 KEENOV
 KEESEP
 OBSMAR
02/11/18 You're to Blame 4 r Bon Jovi Girl Malibu Moon 1 1/16M GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$52,000 AOC 1 $400,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP; $440,000 3yo '17 KEENOV  Chart
 KEESEP
 KEENOV
02/10/18 Cilantro 3 f Red Hot Bullet Red Bullet 7F TAM
TAM - Tampa Bay Downs (United States)
$27,500 Msw 1 $170,000 Wlg '15 KEENOV; $130,000 Ylg '16 KEESEP  Chart
 KEENOV
 KEESEP
02/09/18 Virginia Key 3 f Our Khrysty Newfoundland 1M 40Y TAM
TAM - Tampa Bay Downs (United States)
$27,500 Msw 1 $90,000 RNA Ylg '16 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
02/08/18 Comicas 5 g Abby's Angel Touch Gold 1200M MEY
MEY - Meydan Racecourse (UAE/Dubai)
Dhs734,484 Al Shindagha Sprint Sponsored By Gulfnews.com (G3) 2
02/02/18 King Humor 3 c Taptam Pleasant Tap 5 1/2F GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$50,000 Msw 1 $50,000 2yo '17 OBSOPN  Chart
 OBSOPN
02/01/18 High Noon Rider 6 h Modesty Blaise A.P. Indy 1 1/16M (T) FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$44,000 AOC 1 $400,000 Ylg '13 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
01/27/18 Cache 3 f Wait Til Dawn Giant's Causeway 7F GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$60,000 Msw 1 $500,000 Ylg '16 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
01/25/18 Carlsbad 3 c Muy Muy Dixie Union 6F FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$41,000 Msw 1  Chart
01/25/18 Kilroy Was Here 3 c Miss Kilroy A.P. Indy 5 1/2F (T) FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$38,000 Msw 1 $120,000 Wlg '15 KEENOV; $110,000 RNA Ylg '16 KEESEP  Chart
 KEENOV
 KEESEP
01/20/18 Well Humored 4 f Life Well Lived Tiznow 1 1/16M TAM
TAM - Tampa Bay Downs (United States)
$50,000 Wayward Lass S. 1 $130,000 RNA Ylg '15 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
01/18/18 Comicas 5 g Abby's Angel Touch Gold 1200M MEY
MEY - Meydan Racecourse (UAE/Dubai)
Dhs642,674 Dubawi S. Sponsored By Borealis (G3) 1
01/13/18 Pauline Revere 4 f Mighty Renee Maria's Mon 1 1/16M (T) TAM
TAM - Tampa Bay Downs (United States)
$22,500 Alw 1  Chart
12/29/17 Dac 6 g Corrazona El Gran Senor 1 1/16M (AW) TP
TP - Turfway Park (United States)
$50,000 Prairie Bayou S. 2  Chart
12/29/17 Inscom 2 c Lemon Kiss Lemon Drop Kid 1M (T) SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$75,000 Eddie Logan S. 2 $350,000 Ylg '16 FTSAUG; $850,000 2yo '17 EASMAY  Chart
 FTSAUG
 EASMAY
12/26/17 No Distortion 4 g Pacific Spell Langfuhr 1 1/16M FG
FG - Fair Grounds (United States)
$45,000 AOC ($40,000) 1 $350,000 RNA Ylg '14 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
12/23/17 Sonic Mule 3 c Globe Trot A.P. Indy 6F GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$100,000 Mr. Prospector S. (G3) 3 $175,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
12/21/17 Comicas 4 g Abby's Angel Touch Gold 1200M MEY
MEY - Meydan Racecourse (UAE/Dubai)
Dhs250,000 Garhoud Sprint Sponsored By Lincoln Navigator 2
12/18/17 Persuasion 4 g Emptythetill Holy Bull 6F MVR
MVR - Mahoning Valley Race Course (United States)
$21,000 Msw 1 $625,000 Ylg '14 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
12/16/17 Richard the Great 5 g Horah for Bailey Doneraile Court 1 1/16M GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$100,000 Harlan's Holiday S. (G3) 3  Chart
12/05/17 American Endeavour 2 f Crazy Party A.P. Indy 7.1F (AW) WOL
WOL - WOLVERHAMPTON (Britain)
£5,000 Alw 1 $70,000 Ylg '16 KEEJAN; $75,000 RNA Ylg '16 KEESEP; $125,000 2yo '17 OBSAPR
 KEESEP
 KEEJAN
 OBSAPR
11/30/17 Power of Attorney 2 c Potesta Macho Uno 1M (T) AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$60,000 Msw 1  Chart
11/24/17 No Funny Biz 5 g Willow Rush Wild Rush 6F HAW
HAW - Hawthorne (United States)
$21,400 AOC ($25,000) 1 $90,000 RNA Ylg '13 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
11/18/17 Masaarr 2 c Aryaamm (Ire) Galileo (Ire) 8F (AW) LIN
LIN - LINGFIELD (Britain)
£4,500 Alw 1
11/18/17 Time On Target 2 c Gamely Girl Arch 1 1/16M (T) AQU
AQU - Aqueduct (United States)
$60,000 Msw 1 $450,000 Ylg '16 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
11/17/17 Eccentric Spinster 3 f All Star Heart Arch 1 1/16M (AW) GG
GG - Golden Gate Fields (United States)
$29,000 AOC 1 $110,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
11/11/17 Richard the Great 5 g Horah for Bailey Doneraile Court 1 1/16M GPW
GPW - Gulfstream Park West (United States)
$75,000 Millions Classic Preview S. 2  Chart
11/11/17 Sonic Mule 3 c Globe Trot A.P. Indy 7F LRL
LRL - Laurel (United States)
$100,000 City of Laurel S. 3 $175,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
11/04/17 Riley's Choice 3 f Shared Account Pleasantly Perfect 1M (T) LRL
LRL - Laurel (United States)
$42,000 Alw 1  Chart
10/28/17 Well Humored 3 f Life Well Lived Tiznow 1M KEE
KEE - Keeneland (United States)
$67,000 Alw 1 $130,000 RNA Ylg '15 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
10/27/17 Inscom 2 c Lemon Kiss Lemon Drop Kid 1M (T) SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$50,000 Msw 1 $350,000 Ylg '16 FTSAUG; $850,000 2yo '17 EASMAY  Chart
 FTSAUG
 EASMAY
10/26/17 Crimson and Gold 4 f Ravi's Song Unbridled's Song 1 1/16M (T) GG
GG - Golden Gate Fields (United States)
$27,000 AOC 1 $290,000 RNA Ylg '14 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
10/20/17 Tillie's Lily 3 f Supreme Empire Maker 6 1/2F (T) SA
SA - Santa Anita (United States)
$53,000 AOC 1 $200,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
10/19/17 Quip
'TDN Rising Star'
2 c Princess Ash Indian Charlie 1 1/16M KEE
KEE - Keeneland (United States)
$67,000 Alw 1  Chart
10/15/17 Happy Like a Fool 2 f Lastofthsummerwine Sky Mesa 6F BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$150,000 Matron S. (G3) 1  Chart
10/11/17 Bird Humor 5 g Bird Legacy Mineshaft 1M (T) GPW
GPW - Gulfstream Park West (United States)
$43,000 AOC 1  Chart
10/09/17 Muqtaser 5 g Life Well Lived Tiznow 1 1/8M (T) BEL
BEL - Belmont Park (United States)
$200,000 Knickerbocker S. (G2) 2 $525,000 Ylg '13 FTSAUG  Chart
 FTSAUG
10/06/17 Improv 5 m One Caroline Unbridled's Song 7F KEE
KEE - Keeneland (United States)
$71,000 AOC 1  Chart
10/06/17 No Funny Biz 5 g Willow Rush Wild Rush 6F HAW
HAW - Hawthorne (United States)
$20,700 Alw 1 $90,000 RNA Ylg '13 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
10/05/17 Black Tie Event 4 g Quite a Bride Stormy Atlantic 1M 70Y (AW) PID
PID - Presque Isle Downs (United States)
$33,000 Alw 1 $95,000 RNA Ylg '14 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
09/30/17 Honorable Duty 5 g Mesmeric A.P. Indy 1 1/8M CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$200,000 Lukas Classic S. (G3) 1 $130,000 3yo '15 KEENOV  Chart
 KEENOV
09/28/17 Hollywood Royal 3 f Clay's Rocket American Chance 5F (T) GP
GP - Gulfstream Park (United States)
$44,000 Msw 1 $250,000 Ylg '15 KEESEP  Chart
 KEESEP
09/24/17 Laskarina 3 f General Jeanne Honour and Glory 1M 70Y (AW) PID
PID - Presque Isle Downs (United States)
$27,000 Msw 1  Chart
 KEENOV
09/23/17 Kind Act 2 c Kind Words A.P. Indy 8.6F (AW) WOL
WOL - WOLVERHAMPTON (Britain)
£7,100 Alw 1
09/23/17 Quip
'TDN Rising Star'
2 c Princess Ash Indian Charlie 6F CD
CD - Churchill Downs (United States)
$51,000 Msw 1  Chart